Oh boy
I've had a day full of comic mishaps on my return to work after the holidays...

1. I forgot my security pass to get into the building at work. Nobody else I work with is here this week, so I had to go back home and get it. Ended up getting into the building 45 minutes late.

2. There was a giant split up the arse-seam of my pants which I somehow failed to notice while I was getting dressed. Thankfully, four separate people pointed this out to me in the street (but not before I'd taken a tram into and out of the city for my secuity pass). I've just taken a taxi home so I can get changed into something less.... flirtatious.

3. It is probably not a good idea on a day of comic mishaps to visit the dentist, but I'll be doing exactly that after work. Expect a drill to accidentally penetrate my gums.

Look, I could very well have exploded with rage at these annoyances and embarassments (and I almost did), but I know it'll be funny tomorrow. So I'm laughing at it now instead, as it happens. What a doofus I am :)